ROOT ACCESS GRANTED // USER COMPETENCE: NOT DETECTED
ERROR: ID-10-T condition detected.
Suggested repair:
Hold ALT and repeatedly press F4.
Status: Ticket resolved.
“Cosmic ray particles crashed through the hard disk platter.”
What seems to be the problem?
“Have you tried not touching it?”
“It’s not a bug, it’s a feature of user error.”
“Any problem in computer science can be solved with another level of indirection… except users.”
“There is no problem so complex that it cannot be blamed on the user.”
“Documentation is for people who don’t know how to Google.”
root@hell:~# locate bofh --classics
The Bastard Operator From Hell was created by Simon Travaglia. Read the classic material from established archives rather than copied mirrors here.
BOFH and its original stories are the work of Simon Travaglia. This fan site links to external archives and does not republish the stories.
root@hell:~# fetch wallpaper --4k
Turn your desktop into the BOFH control console.
[ DOWNLOAD 4K WALLPAPER ]